Monday, August 28, 2006

A Vogon Conversion...

Mr. Atos

A hostage
Fox News crew is freed by Hamas after forced conversion to Islam. One can only imagine the choice being rather like listening to Vogon poetry or having one's head sawed off. Take your pick. No doubt the faux fawning sounded something like this...

"Yes I think some of the metaphysical imagery of islam is particularly effective... and um interesting rhythmic devices you have too which seem to counter point the, um surrealism of the underlying realism of the islamity of mohammed's compassionate soul which contrives through the medium of the faith structure to sublimate this, transcend that and come to terms with the fundamental dichotomies of the other ...and one is left is left with a profound and vivid insight into the uh...., whatever it was the religion is about. Peace?"

Congratulations... you're Muslim! We not saw your head off now.

Beautiful thing, Islam. A lot like Vogon poetry, I suppose.


Major Mike said...

Where is the outrage from the media and the left on this? Imagine the uproar if neo-con Christian-righters forced a couple of agnostice media types to convert to Christianity. But, I guess it is OK if really, really sincerely passionate armed Islamofascist kidnapping Imams are able to make converts out of journalists.

No need to publish the Mohommad cartoons, the Hamas and Hezbollah bafoons are providing enough levity through their rediculous actions. MM

Trickish Knave said...

Islamic/Vogon conversion- if the poetry doesn't make you want to kill yourself the conversionists will do it for you.