Thursday, March 23, 2006

Ishmael Sheen...

or... As The Worm Turns.

Mr.Atos

Unwittingly paraphrasing Melville, Charlie Sheen begs us to “Call Me Insane” as he spins a tale of the quest for his own white whale. As celebrated by the
Centre For Global Research,

Speaking to The Alex Jones Show on the GCN Radio Network, the star of current hit comedy show Two and a Half Men and dozens of movies including Platoon and Young Guns, Sheen elaborated on why he had problems believing the government's version of events.Sheen agreed that the biggest conspiracy theory was put out by the government itself and prefaced his argument by quoting Theodore Roosevelt in stating,

"That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."

"We're not the conspiracy theorists on this particular issue," said Sheen.

"It seems to me like 19 amateurs with box cutters taking over four commercial airliners and hitting 75% of their targets, that feels like a conspiracy theory. It raises a lot of questions."

Sheen described the climate of acceptance for serious discussion about 9/11 as being far more fertile than it was a couple of years ago.

"It feels like from the people I talk to in and around my circles, it seems like the worm is turning."

The only worm that's turning in the fever swamps of Hollywood, is a Screwtape.

Sheen described his immediate skepticism regarding the official reason for the collapse of the twin towers and building 7 on the day of 9/11.

"I was up early and we were going to do a pre-shoot on Spin City, the show I used to do, I was watching the news and the north tower was burning. I saw the south tower hit live, that famous wide shot where it disappears behind the building and then we see the tremendous fireball."

"There was a feeling, it just didn't look like any commercial jetliner I've flown on any time in my life and then when the buildings came down later on that day I said to my brother 'call me insane, but did it sort of look like those buildings came down in a controlled demolition'?


Being a legacy member of the Hollywood elite, I don't doubt Ishmael Sheen might never have flown on a small commuter jet, like a 737 or 757. But, for over 3000 people on a crisp Tuesday morning in September, they are quite real. And I watched it... ALL OF IT.


Sorry Charlie! You're not insane. You're just another American idiot!

The Star of CBS, Two And A Half Men, ladies and gentlemen.

You might even Contact CBS Television, and render your appreciation for the sincere respect afforded by their representatives.

UPDATE: 03.24.06:12:01

The worm turns furiously in the colony of feverswamp moonbats. A CNN poll reflects overwhelming consensus on the subject of Ishmael's whale of a tale... on the order of 82% at present. And CNN intends to extend him credibility on Showbiz Tonight,

The response to Charlie sheen's charges of a government cover up on what really happened on 9/11. Find out who's praising him for speaking up. "Showbiz Tonight" airs live on Headline News at 7 p.m. and replays at 11 p.m.

Aye, Aye Charlie! Grab your harpoon and get in that boat. And by the way... Thank you.

Then tossing both arms, with measureless imprecations he shouted out:"Aye, aye! and I'll chase him round Good Hope, and round the Horn,and round the Norway Maelstrom, and round perdition's flamesbefore I give him up. And this is what ye have shipped for,men! to chase that white whale on both sides of land, and over allsides of earth, till he spouts black blood and rolls fin out.What say ye, men, will ye splice hands on it, now? I think yedo look brave."

The Star of CBS, Two And A Half Men, ladies and gentlemen.

You might even Contact CBS Television, and render your appreciation for the sincere respect afforded by their representatives.

UPDATE: 03.25.06:06:20

Charlie gets CNN airtime to expose this conspiracy before the 'Mainstream.' As reported, he made an appearance on CNN's Showbiz Tonight with A.J. Hammer where he lashed out at the storm of criticism.

" I demand I be challenged on the facts and not on immature behavior from 20 years ago. "

Here's a fact, jackass.

Far from backing off his quest, Sheen fully intends to use his celebrity appeal to gain serious consideration for the idea that the newly elected President George Bush, with the aid of the CIA, in the late Summer of 2001, secretly planted massive amounts of explosives in upper floors of both towers of the World Trade Center in New York. Then on a crisp Tuesday morning, this secret cabal manuevered drones that "didn't look like any commercial jetliner" into the those upper floors in order to attract Network News cameras and make it look like a terrorist attack while in coordinated fashion, demolition teams ignited enough hidden exposives to destroy the structural assembly of a steel tube frame tower and kill thousands of innocent people. Meantime, other members of the cabal kidnapped hundreds of airline passengers, stole four passenger jets, killed the people, destroyed the jets charred all remains then carted them to New York, Washington, and a field in Pennsylvania to scatter the them for later detection. Oh and let's not forget about the team working in the Pentagon. But, that would have been easier, since everyone working there would obviously been in on the plot. It is the Pentagon afterall. Then, President Bush manipulated a crazy Saudi-Afghan camel hearder to claim responsibility. Charlie will make this all known.

"People want the truth and whats been offered to us resembles nothing of the sort"

Mr. Sheen... I do not care what sort of irresponsible episodes litter the sewer of your miserable soul. The reason that I do not extend your innane theory, or your very existence for that matter, any credibility is because... and listen carefully ...

you do not matter!

Get it now?

The Star of CBS, Two And A Half Men, ladies and gentlemen.

You might even Contact CBS Television, and render your appreciation for the sincere respect afforded by their representatives.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

o.k., but who was the "jackass" that destroyed the FAA radar data on 911? And, why was that fact not mentioned in the 911 report? The destruction of evidence and the "cover up" of that evidence is per se a conspiracy. Its also treaon.

The virginia department of transportation has how many cameras? http://www.virginiadot.org/comtravel/eoc/eoc-main.asp
Where is the video?

Mr.Atos said...

You got me. You're brilliant. Now I too believe!

What exactly is it we believe, again?

Oh yes, that we hate and distrust our government (our People... "We the People...") more than those who wish us dead. 'We' are willing entertain the most absurd notions of conspiracy rather than acknowledge that malevolent people are willing to do horrible things to serve their ends... as an historic fact that keeps repeating thanks to the inevitability of imbeciles.

But, wait... you do believe that; albeit selectively.

How convenient it must be for you to abandon logic to fertilize delusion, with defecated stupidity and disguised as reason.

Congratulations, Genius!

Mr.Atos said...
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.